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I am invincible. I am a mutant. I have 3 hearts and was born with no eyes. I had eyes implanted later. I didn't have hands, either, just stumps. When my eyes were implanted they asked if I would like hands as well and I said, "Yes, I'll take those," and pointed with my stump.
But sometimes I'm a hellbender peeking out from under a rock. When it rains, I live in a music box.
I'm also a tattoo junkie, the world's okayest drummer, and a rabid redneck sumo fan. Jesus actually is my homeboy.

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